I was casually swiping on Tinder this evening, and I came across a man whose sole description was “I love my cat,”. So yeah, you could say I’ve found The One. Oh, and he’s actually kind of cute, too. I guess that matters. Hmm, or should I marry David whose “hobbies inlcude calling down lightning with my ping pong paddle of blind justice while standing in a volcano. No big deal really”. Tough Choice.
XO Sugar Kitten
